Why me??

[MR Redneck]

Here lately, i've been getting a lot of emails like this;

How are you today ?,

my name is joy, I'm a young caring fair lady of 24 years old i am seeking for a honest partner i hope you don't mind I saw your Email today in one site and i became interested in knowing you the more and that was why i did not delay in contacting you .i will like you to contact me with this E-mail Address so that i will give you my picture and also tell you more about my self .I will be waiting to read from you because i have SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT to tell you.thanks.
joy


Im pretty sure this is some kind of Obama Acorn BS Libtarded Scam to get whatever money I have left to my name!! But what im not sure of is if I should report this crap and to who!! Sometimes these emails even have some Chinese BS stick figure word in them.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

come on mean she justs want to SHARE!!!! ha-ha-ha

 

[West Texas]

Hey, at least you don't have people looking in your batroom windows when you are in the shower, then sending you emails about the size of your "member" and the new cure they have for it....hell, that water was COLD when I got in!!!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Hey, at least you don't have people looking in your batroom windows when you are in the shower, then sending you emails about the size of your "member" and the new cure they have for it....hell, that water was COLD when I got in!!!

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[MR Redneck]

The Sheriffs office called me one time and said someone was complaining that everytime they drove by my place I was pissing in the yard.
I dont see why anyone would complain I said. The Law Lady asked me why, and I said eyes on the road.
Nobody complains about my dog, he's always pissin on somethin in the yard!!

 

[cougartex]

Hey, at least you don't have people looking in your batroom windows when you are in the shower, then sending you emails about the size of your "member" and the new cure they have for it....hell, that water was COLD when I got in!!!