What do you say to your wife when......

[TxBigfoot]

Her response is always the same, "as long as the bills are paid, I don't care".

 

[Southpaw]

Maybe my wife just figures she's gonna outlive me and anything I buy now just adds to the shopping spree later.

 

[gwjohns]

Maybe my wife just figures she's gonna outlive me and anything I buy now just adds to the shopping spree later.

Anytime I walk in the door with a new gun she asks me " how much can I go spend now?"

 

[LoneStarTX]

No. I bought this one but decided against another.

OK, here's the winner

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[Axxe55]

Hmmm....my wife has never questioned me about anything i purchased.

I don't question her about purchases either.

Seems rather strange to me. I divorced the last wife that questioned what I spend my money on!

 

[baboon]

Mine told me to have fun the month I spent in Africa & our anniversary was that month!

 

[Mills]

She doesn’t ask , I don’t ether.
what happens in the he cave, stays in the he cave,
what happens in the she cave, stays in the she cave.

 

[Axxe55]

There's a term for a man that needs his wife's permission to buy something! But I'll not say it in polite company!

 

[Glenn B]

What do you say to your wife when she asks: "Did you buy another gun?"

Mine never asked.

 

[Mohawk600]

what wife?

 

[Axxe55]

 

[Texasjack]

With my ex-wife, I had to keep it hid until I could eventually say, "Oh, that? I've had that for years." We did have a few occasions where I had to point out what she spent on shoes.

I did a better job my second time around. I show her the gun and she says, "Nice one!" She's even encouraged me to buy a gun before when I decided not too because it was too expensive or would be hard on the budget.

 

[candcallen]

What do you say to your wife when she asks: "Did you buy another gun?"

And you got another purse.

 

[Frank59]

What do you say to your wife when she asks: "Did you buy another gun?"

Yep......You gotta a problem with that??

 

[Bozz10mm]

It's the last one, I promise.

 

[HKSig]

what wife?

She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed. SWTSMBO

 

[JohnSo]

Happy Birthday!!

 

[Axxe55]

It's the last one, I promise.

Please clarify that Bozz. Last gun you are going to buy, or the last wife you are going to have!

 

[Hoji]

Make me a sammich.

 

[Axxe55]

Make me a sammich.

....and then the fight started!