What are y'all using / wearing if / when things get ugly?

[baboon]

I have seen this in the past and I always wonder, "does he really think this looks, what, cool? Attractive? Intelligent? Impressive?

I don't get it! First, the collection of weapons is, no big deal, unimpressive!

Second, what's with the hair? Everywhere?

Third, a speedo? They aren't cool, never were, no where, ever?

This is totally stupid!

Could be he aint from around here. I'm not into guitars but they look like $99.00 Chicom types even the bed he is on screams Ikea, or cheaper.

He's no Old school G-dog as I don't see any stacks of money or drugs.

Has to be a lover not a fighter for his lack of long guns.