they were just gonna go feed a duck!There was a farmer who had four daughters.
One night, he heard a knock at the door and found a young man standing
there.
The young man said,
"My name is Freddy.
I've come to pick up Betty.
We're going out for spaghetti.
I hope she's ready."
The farmer thought that this was cute, so he let them go out.
Pretty soon there was another knock at the door and another young man was
there. He said, "My name is Vance.
I've come for Nance.
We're going to a dance.
Is she ready by chance?"
Again, the farmer thought this was cute and let them go.
Soon, another knock on the door with yet another young man standing there.
He said,
"My name is Moe.
I'm here to get Flo.
We're going to a show.
Is she ready to go?"
Again the farmer was amused and let them go.
Once again, there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing
there. He began, "My name is Chuck."
The farmer shot him.
15 year old guy is telling his friends about his new hot girlfriend. One if the older boys in the group tells him if she’s all that hot he better be prepared and get some condoms. The 15 year old thinks about that advice for a couple of days and decides he should probably take the older guys advice. So the next day the 15 year old goes to the local pharmacy. Pharmacist asks the young man if he can help him with anything. Young guy replies, yes sir. I would like to buy some condoms. The pharmacist ask him how many he needs and the young guy says, well how much are they? Pharmacist tells him he has some that sell 3 for $1.00. The young guy tells the pharmacist yea I’ll take those. The pharmacist wrote up a sales ticket for a total of $1.06. Young man is a little confused and says I thought you said they were 3 for $1.00? Pharmacist then tells him the 0.06 cents is for the tax. Blows young guys mind and he tells the pharmacist, oh, I thought they stayed on by themselves!!