Things You See at Work

[EZ-E]

Had this commemorative John Wayne 44mag lever gun come in today. 1 of 3500

 

[Grumps21]

I guess this would fall under things you see at work...

HR sent out a global email encouraging us to change the company logo on our email signature block to rainbow stripes instead of our typical single color logo to celebrate pride month. No biggie, they send that out every year and I along with just about all of the other US employees just ignore it. This time though, we were encouraged to include our preferred pronoun on the title block as well. This lunacy has me considering changing employment.
I figure since there appears to be no boundaries, why stop at pronouns? I’m thinking of going straight to adjectives and insist on being addressed as “The Amazing .....”.
In the email, they talk about being socially inclusive of everybody. Funny, I never considered it relevant in my work duties to know or even care what my coworkers do in their own time. Guess this is my chance to suggest flack vest Fridays so that I can feel inclusive.

 

[EZ-E]

I guess this would fall under things you see at work...

HR sent out a global email encouraging us to change the company logo on our email signature block to rainbow stripes instead of our typical single color logo to celebrate pride month. No biggie, they send that out every year and I along with just about all of the other US employees just ignore it. This time though, we were encouraged to include our preferred pronoun on the title block as well. This lunacy has me considering changing employment.
I figure since there appears to be no boundaries, why stop at pronouns? I’m thinking of going straight to adjectives and insist on being addressed as “The Amazing .....”.
In the email, they talk about being socially inclusive of everybody. Funny, I never considered it relevant in my work duties to know or even care what my coworkers do in their own time. Guess this is my chance to suggest flack vest Fridays so that I can feel inclusive.

Should put you identify as a AR15 with a GASTON FLAG as your new picture....lol. if anyone bitches tell them they're racist bigots.

 

[G O B]

Change the stripes to FDE,Desert tan.....

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

Saw a trailer drive by while on fire. Luckily he stopped next door so we could watch lol. I know it's pride month and all, butt do you have to be that much of a flamer?

 

[BeatTheTunaUp]

Legit incoming call

 

[Texasgordo]

I didn't want to use my real name

 

[mad88minute]

Our security at work is off duty officers. Today the particular officer was carrying a M&P but he didn't have a magazine in it. He had one on his belt. I mentioned it to a coworker that use to be a trooper. He said the guy probably didn't realize he didn't have a magazine in the pistol. That thought hadn't crossed my mind. Wonder how often that happens.

I drove armored car for a very short time after the army. At least once a week someone would go to clear their weapon in the clearing barrel only to find they never loaded it. Once in my 6 months there someone cleared the chamber the quick way.

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[mad88minute]

I guess this would fall under things you see at work...

HR sent out a global email encouraging us to change the company logo on our email signature block to rainbow stripes instead of our typical single color logo to celebrate pride month. No biggie, they send that out every year and I along with just about all of the other US employees just ignore it. This time though, we were encouraged to include our preferred pronoun on the title block as well. This lunacy has me considering changing employment.
I figure since there appears to be no boundaries, why stop at pronouns? I’m thinking of going straight to adjectives and insist on being addressed as “The Amazing .....”.
In the email, they talk about being socially inclusive of everybody. Funny, I never considered it relevant in my work duties to know or even care what my coworkers do in their own time. Guess this is my chance to suggest flack vest Fridays so that I can feel inclusive.

If you can pick your pronouns you can pick your adjectives.

Love it. Heard it this weekend for the first time.

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[innominate]

Swing down eye wash station.

 

[EZ-E]

9mm pistol vs 30cal Q Trash Panda

 

[msharley]

Did it "Blow his Lungs out?"

One way to open them up to .355"!

 

[innominate]

I told my boss about the non-functional swing down eye wash station. They fixed it today. So instead of moving the soap dispenser or using a longer swing arm to clear the dispenser, so the arm can stay upright and out of the way as designed when not in use, this is their solution

 

[innominate]

So, they moved the soap dispenser so the swing down eye wash works as intended. They secured the soap dispenser with double sided tape.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

At work I once saw a beautiful mexican woman and she tried to take me upstairs for a ride.......

 

[cycleguy2300]

9mm pistol vs 30cal Q Trash Panda View attachment 331681

Looks like you could shoot about anything out of it now...

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[toddnjoyce]

9mm pistol vs 30cal Q Trash Panda View attachment 331681

Who thought that was a good idea?

 

[msharley]

Who thought that was a good idea?

Pressure test??

 

[EZ-E]

Who thought that was a good idea?

Older guy got 3 cans at the same time. One was 9mm, I guess he grabbed the wrong one.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Older guy got 3 cans at the same time. One was 9mm, I guess he grabbed the wrong one.

Damn. Was it a rental or one of his waiting for a stamp?