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  • Rum Runner

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    A rough and tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

    The leader, a big burly man, bearded, wearing a wife-beater shirt under his leather jacket with chains and patches, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing, darlin'?"

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear totally insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, either, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

    So, she motions him closer does and gives him a long, deep lingering kiss.

    When she finishes, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting, honey. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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