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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Shotgun Jeremy, Jan 24, 2020.
Haplessly in love with Mooochele Obama.
Democrats want to impeach you.
Ability to change my body size at will.
Yeah I know, but I wanted the thread to continue, so I stretched it a bit It worked, and I pissed off a sensitive little flower in the process. Double win!
Will have to eat 50,000 calories immediately after changing body size
Ability to breathe underwater
Becomes uncontrollably aroused
Farts in afterburner
50% of the time you shart.
Fast like the Flash.
Shoelaces come untied
Restorative/regenerative sleep on command
On command, but duration may range from 1 second to 40 years - at random.
Immune to all disease