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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Shotgun Jeremy, Jan 24, 2020.

  1. BMF500

    BMF500 Matthew 10:34 TGT Supporter

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    Haplessly in love with Mooochele Obama.

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  2. ZX9RCAM

    ZX9RCAM Over the Rainbow bridge... TGT Supporter

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    Democrats want to impeach you.




    Ability to change my body size at will.
     
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  3. Brains

    Brains IQ: 47

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    Yeah I know, but I wanted the thread to continue, so I stretched it a bit ;) It worked, and I pissed off a sensitive little flower in the process. Double win!
     
  4. DyeF9

    DyeF9 In Thrust We Trust

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    Will have to eat 50,000 calories immediately after changing body size

    Ability to breathe underwater
     
  5. toddnjoyce

    toddnjoyce TGT Addict

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    Coughs minnows

    Horse Whisperer
     
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  6. DyeF9

    DyeF9 In Thrust We Trust

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    Becomes uncontrollably aroused

    Super healing
     
  7. toddnjoyce

    toddnjoyce TGT Addict

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    Spreads leprosy

    Farts in afterburner
     
  8. ZX9RCAM

    ZX9RCAM Over the Rainbow bridge... TGT Supporter

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    50% of the time you shart.



    Fast like the Flash.
     
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  9. toddnjoyce

    toddnjoyce TGT Addict

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    Shoelaces come untied

    Restorative/regenerative sleep on command
     
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  10. Brains

    Brains IQ: 47

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    On command, but duration may range from 1 second to 40 years - at random.

    Immune to all disease
     


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