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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Shotgun Jeremy, Jan 24, 2020.

  1. SQLGeek

    SQLGeek Wheel Gun Nut TGT Supporter

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    You lose your sense of touch.

    Can read minds
     


  2. DyeF9

    DyeF9 In Thrust We Trust

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    Becomes overwhelmingly over emotional

    Super strength
     
  3. Glenn B

    Glenn B Well-Known TGT Supporter

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    loses mojo

    omnipotence (thus being able to do anything including correct above side effect)
     
  4. Brains

    Brains IQ: 47

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    Omnipotence doesn't necessarily mean ability to DO everything, just perhaps to KNOW everything (depends on faith, I suppose). There's a lot of know-it-alls who can't accomplish squat. So the side effect? Impotence!

    Superpower: Control the speed of electrons
     
  5. toddnjoyce

    toddnjoyce TGT Addict

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    Farts lightning bolts

    Animal magnetism
     
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  6. Vaquero

    Vaquero San Saba Songbird

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    Billy goats ravage you.

    Ability to make liberals see and hear the truth.
     
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  7. TreyG-20

    TreyG-20 TGT Addict

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    Their truth becomes a reality.

    Super speed.
     
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  8. MTA89

    MTA89 The Mulleteer TGT Supporter

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    Women are eternally disappointed

    Unlimited ammo
     
  9. SQLGeek

    SQLGeek Wheel Gun Nut TGT Supporter

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    You're thinking of omniscient. Omnipotent is all powerful. :)

    Every 10th round is a squib.

    Can turn water to ice with a touch.
     
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  10. TreyG-20

    TreyG-20 TGT Addict

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    Edit: Ninjad
     


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