Southern Joke

[Sigman44]

My wife sent this to me and I thought this group would like it... Hope I don't get into any trouble with the "rules", enjoy


> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
>
> You're walking down a
> deserted street with your wife
> and two small children.
>
> Suddenly, an Islamic
> Terrorist with a huge knife
> comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you,
> screams obscenities, praises
> Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you....
>
> You are carrying a
> Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
> What do you do?
>
> ....................................................................
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND
> THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
> Democrat's
> Answer :
>
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him
> that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
> out of his hand?
> What does the law say about
> this situation?
> Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be
> happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
> just to wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
> away while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call
> 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
> make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior..
> This is all so confusing!
> I need to debate this with some friends for
> few days and try to come to a consensus.
>
> .........................................................................
> .....
>
> Republican's
> Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
>
> ........................................................................
>
>
> Southerner's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG !
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
> Were those the Winchester
> Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
>
>
>
>
> I'm from the South!
>
>
>

 

[chopper]

Now that was funny ....and i am definatly from the south

 

[swsmailman]

I am definitely from the south.

 

[Texas42]

Those nine-round magazines. . . . .

Or did they come out with a revovler cause my autos don't go click . . they just lock open. . . . .

Sorry, i couldn't help it. I need :1zhelp:


very funny, otherwise. : )

 

[30+GSXR]

funny funny

 

[sjones]

Sorry,but I don't carry a 1911.I carry a glock 19 so I can go bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,bang,man if he ain't dead by now then I'm in deep doo doo.

 

[cuate]

Right on ! Love it ! I, humming "Dixie" right now !

 

[thorkyl]

Stolen and spammed to the liberals I know including the sack of pelosi and shelia "can't get my butt off tv" lee

 

[BurkGlocker]

Definately a southerner...

 

[cougartex]

 

[Sigman44]

I'm glad everyone was as amused as I was. I knew there would be details and yes my Glock has more rounds, but the concept is great. It’s also good to know that my wife is coming around to my sense of humor.

 

[GlockontheRocks]

I guess that would make me a Republican. Only 1 shot from my 1911 is needed. I believe there's a tag line somewhere about 45 acp because shooting twice is silly.

 

[rodbender]

I carry a .45 ACP 1911 and I can go BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG. I won't apologze for all caps because it is pretty loud. BTW, it's a P14 Paraordnance. I can reload and do it 14 more times but I doubt I'll need more than one round. Why waste ammo on an already dead terrorist.

 

[robin303]