Old age

[msharley]

If you really want to keep your hair as you age... cut of your balls. That testosterone causes hair loss.

No, no, no!

Take the little sack out to the barn.

Clamp the little sack in the BIG AZZ vise! Real tight, like.

Then?

RING the BIG AZZ vise with the 3lb beater! As many times as yinz can!

When you awake? All yinz see is STARZ!

Not worry 'bout silly hair, no more!

Gun Zone Deals

 

[Axxe55]

getting olsucks but it beats the alternative

 

[Otto_Mation]

getting olsucks but it beats the alternative

That's a fact. Every day above ground is a good day.

 

[striker55]

The way the country is headed I'm glad I'm old.

 

[Texasgordo]

The way the country is headed I'm glad I'm old.

Are you going to run for a political office?

 

[msharley]

Are you going to run for a political office?

He's old.

Not daid!

 

[Texan79423]

Looking back now I realize the best sex i ever had I slept right through. Getting old is not for sissies.

 

[Texan79423]

 

[General Zod]

He's old.

Not daid!

Being dead is only a prerequisite for voting Democrat. He can still run for office if he's alive.

 

[msharley]

Being dead is only a prerequisite for voting Democrat. He can still run for office if he's alive.

Po' werdin' on my part!

Shucks?

By the looks of it?

Schumer, Pelosi, AOC, Festerman, 98% of the Demicans...

And a full 87% of the Repuborats?

All be Brain Daid!

The older I gitz? (66, now)...the more I'm thinkin' Miss Granny had them pegged!

 

[General Zod]

Po' werdin' on my part!

Shucks?

By the looks of it?

Schumer, Pelosi, AOC, Festerman, 98% of the Demicans...

And a full 87% of the Repuborats?

All be Brain Daid!

The older I gitz? (66, now)...the more I'm thinkin' Miss Granny had them pegged!


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Yeah, but brain damaged isn't the same thing as pushin' daisies. You know, at least until they figure out a way to make taxidermied animatronic corpses that can run for office...




...well shit. There goes that theory.

 

[Wudidiz]

I think John Fetterman is Pelosi and Lynden Johnson's illegitimate love child.

 

[msharley]

I think John Fetterman is Pelosi and Lynden Johnson's illegitimate love child.

Delivered?

via?

Busted 'roid?

Another no brainer...

 

[General Zod]

Delivered?

via?

Busted 'roid?

Another no brainer...

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I think he's a bunch of corpses stitched together by a mad scientist and his hunchbacked assistant. The hoodie is to hide the neck bolts.

 

[msharley]

I think he's a bunch of corpses stitched together by a mad scientist and his hunchbacked assistant. The hoodie is to hide the neck bolts.

 

[msharley]

I think he's a bunch of corpses stitched together by a mad scientist and his hunchbacked assistant. The hoodie is to hide the neck bolts.

 

[kbaxter60]

If you really want to keep your hair as you age... cut of your balls. That testosterone causes hair loss.

Done.
It's gonna grow back, right?

 

[popsgarland]

No, no, no!

Take the little sack out to the barn.

Clamp the little sack in the BIG AZZ vise! Real tight, like.

Then?

RING the BIG AZZ vise with the 3lb beater! As many times as yinz can!

When you awake? All yinz see is STARZ!

Not worry 'bout silly hair, no more!

The voice of experience??

 

[popsgarland]

Done.
It's gonna grow back, right?

Your balls? Nope

Your hair? Also nope.

 

[msharley]

The voice of experience??

Nah....

One time...when I wuz still havin' gins?

Caught my foreskin in the zipper!

Sobering!