No, no, no!If you really want to keep your hair as you age... cut of your balls. That testosterone causes hair loss.
Take the little sack out to the barn.
Clamp the little sack in the BIG AZZ vise! Real tight, like.
RING the BIG AZZ vise with the 3lb beater! As many times as yinz can!
When you awake? All yinz see is STARZ!
Not worry 'bout silly hair, no more!