No Butt Syndrome

[baboon]

You can do that now.

The old saying of “You may beat the wrap, but you won’t beat the ride” comes to mind. Sure it’s legal, but even out here in the country I’m not willing to deal with it.

A racist old fat gimpy guy in bib overalls & a Lone Star feed cap with a M-16 commando with a SureFire 60 ain’t getting far

 

[Jack Ryan]

I haven't been able to wear jeans in a few years because of my big belly and smaller butt. Too many instances of jeans suddenly dropping, the final straw was at the federal courthouse for jury duty. Since I am retired I've gotten very comfortable wearing the sweat pants with draw strings and see no way of wearing a holster for my S&W EZ Shield 9mm. A wise acre buddy said to get an Ace bandage and wrap it around with the holster attached. I trust you fellers have better options.....

Go get a physical and have your A1C checked. Better safe than sorry.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

The old saying of “You may beat the wrap, but you won’t beat the ride” comes to mind. Sure it’s legal, but even out here in the country I’m not willing to deal with it.

A racist old fat gimpy guy in bib overalls & a Lone Star feed cap with a M-16 commando with a SureFire 60 ain’t getting far

Why not?

 

[SURVIVOR619]

$85 is pricy; however, might be what you're looking for @SARGE67. Read about this company on Guns America Digest.

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[baboon]

Why not?

I’m not a protected commie terrorist organization!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I’m not a protected commie terrorist organization!

Lol

 

[satx78247]

dy call me

I haven't been able to wear jeans in a few years because of my big belly and smaller butt. Too many instances of jeans suddenly dropping, the final straw was at the federal courthouse for jury duty. Since I am retired I've gotten very comfortable wearing the sweat pants with draw strings and see no way of wearing a holster for my S&W EZ Shield 9mm. A wise acre buddy said to get an Ace bandage and wrap it around with the holster attached. I trust you fellers have better options.....

SARGE67,

I feel your pain. = Fyi, I'm 6ft tall, 184 pounds, have a 35" waist & NO bum at all. - Just straight up/down from the bottom of my ribcage to my legs.
(My lady, laughingly, calls me "The butt-LESS wonder", inasmuch as I have no discernable waist or hips & spend considerable time "hitching up" my jeans.)

FYI, I do NOT like suspenders but to start OWB concealed-carrying my 1911 GM every day again, I may HAVE to start wearing them..

SORRY, I have NO better solution for you/me than suspenders.

yours, satx

 

[SARGE67]

Thanks for all the tips, fellers !

 

[leVieux]

Try "The Suspender Store" website. . . . . .

 

[vmax]

I haven't been able to wear jeans in a few years because of my big belly and smaller butt. Too many instances of jeans suddenly dropping, the final straw was at the federal courthouse for jury duty. Since I am retired I've gotten very comfortable wearing the sweat pants with draw strings and see no way of wearing a holster for my S&W EZ Shield 9mm. A wise acre buddy said to get an Ace bandage and wrap it around with the holster attached. I trust you fellers have better options.....

why not just lose the belly fat and do exercises to build your glutes?

 

[SARGE67]

why not just lose the belly fat and do exercises to build your glutes?

That opens up a whole different conversation and been there and tried that several times and is frustrating. At age 73 I've lost 30 pounds in 2 years from 250 down to 217 today at height of 5'10". At one time weighed 150 at age 50 and my docs now say that ship has sailed and can now play around with another 5 pounds but forget it. Heart surgery number 5 in past 10 years coming up in 3 weeks. Thanks for the suggestion, it's a good one.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

Get a pair of Jerry Nadler pants and wear them on your chest. You may need his diapers also.

 

[craigntx]

Teacksuit

 

[TreyG-20]

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Slav squats and track suits. Spetzlana does it better.

 

[satx78247]

As a fellow noassatolian, I recommend:
Perry Suspenders Men's Elastic Hook End Camouflage Suspenders at Amazon Men’s Clothing store: Apparel Suspenders
Wear a belt AND suspenders.

BRD@66,

JUSTIN WILSON, the celebrated Cajun philosopher/chef/humorist, used to say that a fellow who wears both a belt & suspenders was a SAFETY MAN, as he was ASSURED that his pants wouldn't fall down.

yours, satx

 

[baboon]

Slav squats and track suits. Spetzlana does it better. View attachment 256949

What's that above her upper lip?

 

[baboon]

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Turd world lawn chair that the chicom's don't make!

 

[seeker_two]

What's that above her upper lip?

A nose, I believe.....

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[baboon]

A nose, I believe.....

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I’m talking about her thin black mustache!