No Butt Syndrome

[SARGE67]

I haven't been able to wear jeans in a few years because of my big belly and smaller butt. Too many instances of jeans suddenly dropping, the final straw was at the federal courthouse for jury duty. Since I am retired I've gotten very comfortable wearing the sweat pants with draw strings and see no way of wearing a holster for my S&W EZ Shield 9mm. A wise acre buddy said to get an Ace bandage and wrap it around with the holster attached. I trust you fellers have better options.....

 

[DoubleDuty]

Belly bands

 

[Vaquero]

Gaunt ass
Noassatol

It's got many names.
You ain't alone.

 

[Patience0830]

Lose about a hunnert lbs and find your hips again. Or buy jeans big enough to actually go around where your waist really is and get a carry belt to match.

 

[billtool]

Jeans and suspenders. Do it.

 

[BRD@66]

As a fellow noassatolian, I recommend:
Perry Suspenders Men's Elastic Hook End Camouflage Suspenders at Amazon Men’s Clothing store: Apparel Suspenders
Wear a belt AND suspenders.

 

[Axxe55]

Overalls can be your best fashion and tactical accessory in clothing. You can hide a lot, and some really big guns wearing them.

 

[MikePotts]

Higher waisted/long rise pants are our friends - those & a good belt.

 

[dsgrey]

No butt guy here and yes, losing your belly and finding your hips will work but isn't feasible for many folks. Belly bands are uncomfortable and especially in warmer weather. I had one many years ago when I had a belly and ironically the bands want to ride up towards your man boobs. Suspenders seem the only logical choice.

 

[Moonpie]

 

[kbaxter60]

Lose about a hunnert lbs and find your hips again. Or buy jeans big enough to actually go around where your waist really is and get a carry belt to match.

AKA the Nadler Option.

 

[avvidclif]

42" belly, 40" waist, 36" ass. Where do you think my pants are going? Suspenders forever, at least until the waist re-appears...

 

[oldag]

AKA the Nadler Option.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Shoulder holster
Chest rig
Pocket holster
Murse

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

 

[baboon]

You might consider a kilt with a drop leg holster under that dress!

 

[bbbass]

AKA the Nadler Waddler Option.

FIFY

 

[Haystack]

Overalls!! Carhart makes some good ones.

 

[baboon]

I’m really looking forward to Israeli carry! Carrying a slinged M-16 seems easier then trying to figure out fat belly carry of a pistol.

 

[oldag]

I’m really looking forward to Israeli carry! Carrying a slinged M-16 seems easier then trying to figure out fat belly carry of a pistol.

You can do that now.