New Superman is bisexual

[Grumps21]

New Superman revealed to be bisexual, global activist in DC Comics

Continuing a recent trend of comic book characters coming out as LGBTQ, Superman is now confirmed to be bisexual and on the fight for global social issues, according to the DC team behind the chara…

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Glad I don’t have kids that I would need to explain this to.... This absolutely crosses the line.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Superman Will Be Gay

https://cosmicbook.news/superman-gay-dc-comics SMDH. This ain't right. Anybody can be gay and I don't care. But turning an icon of this stature gay is...how shall I say it?...ill-advised. It spits in the face of long-established, meaningful tradition without reasonable justification. My...

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[V-Tach]

Liberals ruin everything they touch...........

 

[Vaquero]

Super it.

 

[Army 1911]

I always thought a bisexual was someone who paid prostitutes.

 

[Charley]

Glad I have a couple hundred pounds of Kryptonite....

 

[Lonesome Dove]

Only if you watch it.

 

[skfullgun]

Super Faggot. Super Queer. Super Throater.
Let's call it what it is. If he is Super MAN, he is attracted to women.

 

[Sam7sf]

Man of boners.

 

[FireInTheWire]

I have no problem explaining this BS to my kids.

 

[Wiliamr]

Oh Holy Mother of God!

 

[Sam7sf]

Oh Holy Mother of God!

That was my response reading about playboy featuring a dude. Superman will be a sausage vacuum. What else can go wrong?

 

[General Zod]

Just the latest in a long line.

DC made the Silver Age Green Lantern (Alan Scott) gay several years ago. Never mind that he had a wife and two kids (who both became superheroes - one of whom turned out to be gay...but it was okay that Obsidian was gay, because it didn't piss on decades of character development).

Marvel made Iceman from the X-Men gay - never mind that he had been in several long-term relationships with female characters over the decades they published stories he featured in.

Last month, DC made one of the previous Robins bisexual for no real reason. This would be Tim Drake, the third Robin (after Dick Grayson and Jason Todd, but before Stephanie Brown and Damian Wayne).

Then suddenly, they decide to make Jon Kent/Superboy-newly-graduated-to-Superman-while-Dad-is-offworld bisexual. The pandering is obvious and clumsy, and will not help circulation. I predict Jon Kent's Superman title will be canceled in a few months because "conservative trolls just can't stand a gay Superman"...when really, it's comic book audiences who just want decent storytelling instead of pandering and virtue signalling.

 

[Vaquero]

Does Clark fall in love with Zod?

 

[Wiliamr]

I'm sorry Lois.... Clark is no stranger to danger... He is a rump ranger. He fears nothing other than Kryptonite and the dry stuffing of his mangina.

 

[TheDan]

hmm... That reminds me, I haven't checked what Arkhaven Comics has put out lately.

 

[Wiliamr]

Does Clark fall in love with Zod?

"Ohhhhhhhh Superman... Ohhhhh my OOOOHHHHHH myyyyy now I know why they call you Super... man....'

"Shut up Zod and slurp up the Superjuice!!!!!"

Excuse me I think I will go barf This is just beyond sick! I am beginning to think it is time for the Four Horsemen... I just hope to God they aren't gay!

 

[Sam7sf]

 

[wbblazer90]

Just the latest in a long line.

DC made the Silver Age Green Lantern (Alan Scott) gay several years ago. Never mind that he had a wife and two kids (who both became superheroes - one of whom turned out to be gay...but it was okay that Obsidian was gay, because it didn't piss on decades of character development).

Marvel made Iceman from the X-Men gay - never mind that he had been in several long-term relationships with female characters over the decades they published stories he featured in.

Last month, DC made one of the previous Robins bisexual for no real reason. This would be Tim Drake, the third Robin (after Dick Grayson and Jason Todd, but before Stephanie Brown and Damian Wayne).

Then suddenly, they decide to make Jon Kent/Superboy-newly-graduated-to-Superman-while-Dad-is-offworld bisexual. The pandering is obvious and clumsy, and will not help circulation. I predict Jon Kent's Superman title will be canceled in a few months because "conservative trolls just can't stand a gay Superman"...when really, it's comic book audiences who just want decent storytelling instead of pandering and virtue signalling.

Zoooooooooodddddddd! I just wanted to give you a shot out. General Zod was my favorite villain when I was a kid, next to Lex Luther. I thought they had way more charisma than the Joker.

Anyway, I for one look forward to the next issue of ‘The New Warriors’. I heard it sold tens of copies and made dozens of dollars. For Halloween I want to go as the super woke Snowflake and someone else to join me as Safespace.

I jest about the Halloween costume. Unfortunately, however, I’m not joking about the actual comic book. Sadly, this is the woke state of the comic book industry now. Who reads this trash?

Introducing the New 'New Warriors'

The classic team reunites to mentor a new generation of heroes!

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[A1Oni]

New Superman revealed to be bisexual, global activist in DC Comics

Continuing a recent trend of comic book characters coming out as LGBTQ, Superman is now confirmed to be bisexual and on the fight for global social issues, according to the DC team behind the chara…

nypost.com

Glad I don’t have kids that I would need to explain this to.... This absolutely crosses the line.

your first mistake was caring about american comics still lmao