Life is good in Texas.

[XDMAR]

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of W L Weller and poured a little bourbon whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in Texas.

 

[Mic]

Pretty funny!

But as you were telling the story, I'm thinking - man he's either got serious ball, he's a dumbass, or some combination of the two.

 

[Glockster69]

Wait a minute. How did the snake know which boat had the juice in it?

 

[Dawico]

Do not feed the wildlife! Or get them drunk. Now he will be approaching every boat to fuel his alcoholism.

 

[Rum Runner]

Funny

 

[propellerhead]

lol! you had me there!

 

[destroyer]

Nice..

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Tell me when and where i will bring the frogs

 

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[shortround]

My wife's cat had a bad case of worms. So, I gave him an ounce of Naptha. He perked right up, ran all about, knocked over lamps, candles, and sh*t in the middle of her favorite rug, then keeled over dead. Must have run out of gas.

Life is good in Texas.

Be well.

 

[Glockster69]

Yeah, gasoline is over rated. Naptha will give a little kick.
That is frickin funny!