Just moved to Texas

[Axxe55]

The county just put this sign down the road from me.

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The mosquitos keep taking ours!

 

[pronstar]

We're actually shopping SUVs right now, I feel very squishy driving a small car on the freeways here.

We arrived in Texas with a the Prius and a Fiat 500e electric clown car.

Yes we came from CA...fight me


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[Maverick44]

Just moved to Texas from the Pacific Northwest. Like it so far, nice and warm!

Welcome to Texas! I think you'll like living there. I've really enjoyed Southern Texas on the many trips I've made down there. East Texas is where I grew up and where I belong though. It's the greatest place on Earth.

Great. Also, your hail attacked my car and the bugs are too large.

Go on a trip to Louisiana and you'll never complain about the bugs again. We drove through a literal cloud of bugs that had to be 50-100 yards thick not too far past Shreveport. The front of the car was just absolutely covered in bug guts. I have never seen anything like that before, or since.

 

[sreyemj]

We arrived in Texas with a the Prius and a Fiat 500e electric clown car.

Yes we came from CA...fight me


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I would, but driving a 500e it would take you too long to charge up and drive over.

 

[Tamlibtoim]

Wecome home, hope you stay a while!

 

[Texasjack]

I don't know if you noticed the border of Texas when you crossed it, but I will warn you to LEAVE YOUR LEFT COAST IDEAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BORDER. This is the last surviving lifeboat for freedom, though we are sadly still attached to the rapidly sinking Titanic that the United States has become. We do maintain a Leftist sanctuary in Hill Country. We call it "Austin". Pretty place - stupid people. But we really don't need that crap here. We like to eat bacon, drive pickup trucks, generally leave people the hell alone, buy guns without waiting periods and licensing, and let the state give really deserving criminals the death penalty. We're open to anything you want to do with food or drink, but don't mention putting beans in chili. Just don't. You say you've moved to San Antonio. Pretty town, but run by idiots. Welcome. We hope you find Texas to be as special as we believe it to be. Personally, I thank God every day for allowing me to live in Texas. If it wasn't for the heat and the bugs - especially those roaches the size of small cars - we wouldn't have anything to complain about and our communication skills would decay.

 

[dennisz]

Welcome to Texas and the SA area, I live in the “unoccupied” area just outside of San Antonio having moved from the PRC about 6 years ago. We’re having our monthly SA area monthly lunch this Friday up in Boerne, your welcome to attend and meet some of the misfits in the group.

 

[Moonpie]

Hello and welcome.

 

[studenygreg]

Welcome fellow san antonian.

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[Wiliamr]

Great. Also, your hail attacked my car and the bugs are too large.

Ohh whaaawhaaa whaaa bugs too large, hail too big. BOY! You are in Texas now!

 

[Wiliamr]

SUV Huh? Boy Boy Boy I say I say. You are in Texas NOW! Get a real vehicle.

 

[Wiliamr]

Welcome to Texas. Register to vote and vote like you were born in Texas.

 

[mdf9183]

Welcome from Bastrop, Texas

 

[karlac]

Howdy

 

[candcallen]

. The front of the car was just absolutely covered in bug guts. I have never seen anything like that before, or since.

Drive thru a protest.....

 

[Younggun]

SUV Huh? Boy Boy Boy I say I say. You are in Texas NOW! Get a real vehicle. View attachment 217344

That come with a free flat bill cap?


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[Wiliamr]

That come with a free flat bill cap?


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Umm No... A brand new to him Stetson