If not plus size could you be
- In possession of:
- Cuddle Padding
- Pasion Cushioning
- Munch Paunch
- They are:
- Gravitationally Challenged
- an Urban Sumo
- Plush-Sized
- Heroically Proportioned
- Fluffy
- a Teddy Bear
- a Walking cheese wheel
- the Buffet King
- taller lying down than standing up