Take six squirrel.
Toss 'em over the hill.
Put a brisket in the smoker.
My work here is done.
msharley,
OBVIOUSLY, you have NO friends who know how to make GREAT squirrel dishes AND/OR it's you that cannot cook well.
MY grandfather was a renowned "game cook" & his squirrel stew was FAMOUS in several NETX counties for >6 decades.
(YES, I have his recipes.)
yours, satx