How to pick up chicks ( for older guys)

[MuddyWaterMan]

Got this in the mail today and laughed my ass off. Thought I'd share.




I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought "These taser guns are well worth the money".

 

[Wolfwood]

OHH MAN!

you twisted bastard!

 

[crabbys44]

Hit the switch again to get more of that "involuntary muscle movement" on your j.

 

[jtriron]

Good info, Now how much for a taser??

J/K

 

[Wolfwood]

waaay nmore expensive than a lifetime supply of GHB. but i dont knwo anyhtign abotu this subject.

 

[Glockster69]

YOUR SICK, VERY SICK


hem... Guess there's no 'signature' mark to trace back to my taser heh?

 

[CanTex]

Dam and I think of all the money I wasted just writing Hi on a piece of paper, ripping it in half and asking her if she wanted the whole page...

I must have torn up a few thousand $100 bills

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

ding ding we have a winner

 

[matefrio]

YOUR SICK, VERY SICK


hem... Guess there's no 'signature' mark to trace back to my taser heh?

Yes, there is, how do you ever expect a second date if she can't call you back?

 

[Stumpy]

im stealing this

 

[orbitup]

Nice! I'm stealing it too.

 

[coachrick]

Hmmm...getting chicks...

I had a friend who heard about the trick of rolling up a sock and stuffing it down your pants. He couldn't figure out why it didn't work for him...

UNTIL I explained that the sock should be stuffed down the FRONT!

 

[Rum Runner]

 

[Acesn8's]

Tazers! go figure, all this time ah been usin chloroform

 

[matefrio]

Tazers! go figure, all this time ah been usin chloroform

Double your pleasure double your fun, use both!