I'm about to loose my shit taking care of the wife & dog! I stayed doing some laundry so she has clean nightgown & robe. The whole time the dog is acting like it wants out until I'm standing there at the back door. I feel the urge to shit and the moment I sit down the wife wants something. Shit adverted the dog starts posturing like he got my shit & is ready. Faking phuking mutt!
So I go to bed & put my dry eye gears in but before I do I tell the wife/ Cant really see with it greasing over my eyeballs. Guess how wants something? Be another sleepless night nursemaiding the wife. I need to try sneeking a shit in.
So I go to bed & put my dry eye gears in but before I do I tell the wife/ Cant really see with it greasing over my eyeballs. Guess how wants something? Be another sleepless night nursemaiding the wife. I need to try sneeking a shit in.