The whole landscape was barren, and the fires burned everywhere. And in the smoldering remains of the Senate, Mitch McConnell sat on a throne of skulls making preparations to confirm his 8,999th judge. Mitch McConnell would leave no vacancy behind.
Tripeworthy!
And it came from a Petri dish.
Sounds like the typical snowflakes!
Per wikipedia:
Alexandra Petri is an American humorist and newspaper columnist. In 2010 she became the youngest person to have a column in The Washington Post. Petri also runs the ComPost blog on the paper's website
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