Heard/Depp? Who gives a crap?

[candcallen]

shouldn't this be defecation case

 

[TheDan]

Court ordered she must change her legal name to Amber Turd.

 

[toddnjoyce]

Court ordered she must change her legal name to Amber Turd.

“Your Honor, I object”
- Turd Ferguson

 

[Axxe55]

 

[Axxe55]

 

[deemus]

Ever watch Zombieland? If not, you should. Woody Harrelson is really funny, and they shoot the crap out of everything that walks.

OK, so the chick who accused Depp is the girl in apartment 406. Who gets killed by being smacked in the head with toilet tank lid.

No matter what roles she may have played. No matter the outcome of the trial (I really didn't follow it, but circled around once a week to see the outcome). No matter if she is Musky Slice, Amber Turd or whatever clever name a person gets when they poop in a guys bed.

She will always be the hot blond who got killed in Zombieland with a toilet tank lid.

 

[toddnjoyce]

There are normal people working/who worked in Hollywood.

We have at least one member here who fits that bill. Reserve LEO in a small town here and travelled there for acting gigs.

 

[benenglish]

I don't count?

 

[TheDan]

The porn industry is fundamentally more honest than Hollywood.

 

[benenglish]

The porn industry is fundamentally more honest than Hollywood.

I could write a book but, to put is concisely, there are snakes in the grass all over mainstream Hollywood. In the porn industry, they're right out in the open where you can easily decide whether or not to cross their path.

 

[toddnjoyce]

I don't count?

I did say at least one

Honestly though, you’ve had such a varied life experience that I put you in the bucket of rosetta stone.

 

[TheDan]

I could write a book

You really should. People love reading that sort of stuff. You could start it off with just a collection of anecdotes and essays, then have a ghost writer and editor tie it all together.

 

[TheDan]

 

[TheDan]

 

[Ttrip]

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That is funny.

However, I wonder how much $$$ he had to spend on this circus:-)

 

[Axxe55]

That is funny.

However, I wonder how much $$$ he had to spend on this circus:-)

A good divorce lawyer is expensive!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

A good divorce lawyer is expensive!

Gonna wash that girl right outta my sheets

 

[Texasgordo]

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I don't know what the one on the left did but what did the bald guy on the right do?

 

[HKSig]

Who?

 

[skfullgun]

Ha!