Personally, I just wish that my boat trailer-mounted pit (that my late uncle built for me out of a 500 gallon LP tank) was not so far away. = It's in Pittsburg up in NETX & I don't have time to go get it & pull it home to San Antonio, with all the other stuff that's "on my plate" right now.
(Cooking "for a crowd" is a PITA without the big pit.)