Fat Ho Burgers in Texas

[MR Redneck]

Let me guess, you want to call it the Bump and Grind Burger....

No. More like the " Five second rule counts" burger.

 

[TrailDust]

Personally, I think they should place two meat patties together, place a fair amount of dark-colored bean sprouts on the outside of the meat patties, then put each bun on top of that. Cut that burger in half and place them on a plate, and call it the Two-For-One Fur Burger Special. By all means, take a couple of moments to visualize that masterpiece....

 

[DoubleActionCHL]

I likes me some fat ho! Goin' to Waco, gentlemen!

Help me out with some signature burgers:
Obama Burger -- Looks great, tastes like crap
Sheila Jackson Lee Burger -- 2 pound pork pattie and triple crown weave bun
Junk in da Trunk Burger -- 3 half pound patties made from fresh ground rump roast, stacked so high with fixin's you'll need to dislocate your jaw
Ma Bitches Burgers -- A platter of a dozen sliders, each with a different homemade spicy sauce that'll light you up.
Lone Star Card Burger -- 1/4 pound soy patty served dry with a pack of KOOL menthols and a King Cobra Fo'ty.
Baby Daddy Burger -- 1/2 pound beef patty and half-pound beef frank. After you eat the weenie, the waitress takes away the rest of the burger... never to be seen again.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I can assure you if it was a "White" owned business someone would be protesting the name!!! just like everything else, ol whitey dont get away with none of that!!

hey skeeter keep hope alive call rev alif whitey opened skinny white skank i would comehnoes:

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

I likes me some fat ho! Goin' to Waco, gentlemen!

Help me out with some signature burgers:
Obama Burger -- Looks great, tastes like crap
Sheila Jackson Lee Burger -- 2 pound pork pattie and triple crown weave bun
Junk in da Trunk Burger -- 3 half pound patties made from fresh ground rump roast, stacked so high with fixin's you'll need to dislocate your jaw
Ma Bitches Burgers -- A platter of a dozen sliders, each with a different homemade spicy sauce that'll light you up.
Lone Star Card Burger -- 1/4 pound soy patty served dry with a pack of KOOL menthols and a King Cobra Fo'ty.
Baby Daddy Burger -- 1/2 pound beef patty and half-pound beef frank. After you eat the weenie, the waitress takes away the rest of the burger... never to be seen again.

give 2 lone star and keep the burger cause i sho is thursty

 

[TrailDust]

Don't forget the Oprah Burger. It's got the most fat, and it'll do you the least good.

 

[texas skeeter]

hey skeeter keep hope alive call rev alif whitey opened skinny white skank i would comehnoes:

now thats FUNNY Big-K!!