Don't try this at home

gll

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Hope they castrated him while there so he never has a chance of reproducing! At 15 I was measuring my junk the old fashion way, with girls gag reaction! But with all these new gender I he's a USBexual!
Mini, micro, or usb-c?
 

skfullgun

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In the woods...
This reminds me of the old-timer bragging about his penis being longer than a cat's tail. So, somebody whipped out a ruler and measured the cat's tail.
Now, it was the old timers turn. He whipped it out, dropped his pants and said, "Now let's be fair. Start at the anus, just like you did on that cat!"
 

TipBledsoe

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skfullgun was doing so well
... I'm really proud of myself for posting this without cursing, or going on an extended rant.
And then...
This reminds me of the old-timer bragging about his penis being longer than a cat's tail. So, somebody whipped out a ruler and measured the cat's tail.
Now, it was the old timers turn. He whipped it out, dropped his pants and said, "Now let's be fair. Start at the anus, just like you did on that cat!"
Well worth it though ^ Thats just too funny!
 

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