Dogs need butt cheeks.

[grasshopperglock]

Mother Nature is one finicky bitch. If dogs had butt cheeks then you'd get some warning they busted ass. But oh no, it's a quite, deadly, 'poof'. Next thing you know, your nose is full of microscopic particles of dog crap.

The dog starts grinning as you upchuck in your mouth.


**** you mother nature. It's stinks. Stinks BAD.

 

[IAmSupernova]

Mine makes sounds. She gets surprised by it as well. She starts chasing her butt around in circles trying to figure out what just happened. She actually seems quite frightened by it.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Mine wags his tail to fan it your direction.

 

[Vaquero]

Had a red daschund growing up.
His SBDs were legendary.

 

[BG1960]

Three large indoor canines, no gas. Thank you Blue Buffalo.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Three large indoor canines, no gas. Thank you Blue Buffalo.

You know, I once worked for Tractor Supply company stacking bags. I was told that Diamond makes the dog food for the other brands. It's supposedly Diamond made food, rebranded in another bag.

 

[grasshopperglock]

I don't know if it's true or not.

 

[London]

I had a dog that made audible farts. They best part was they confused and frightened her. Every time you'd hear her fart she'd immediately put her tail between her legs, start walking faster, and turn around and stare at her ass trying to figure out what just happened.

 

[Saltyag2010]

No pets. No complaints except for people not hanging out as long because they have to let a dog out of a kennel.

Time for me to show everyone who let the dogs out.

 

[DMC]

Had a friend with two large dogs both passed wind frequently and loudly. They would bark at their on butts and each others every time. The real fun was making farting sounds with you mouth. Once they figured out who was making to noises they would get right on you and stare you down, they could get quite angry if you repeated the sound.

 

[Shady]

dogs that pass gas a lot are over fed or fed something that disagrees with them don't take it the wrong way all dogs do fart but not several times a day or very smelly all the time.