Do we have a sidearm compliment bragging thread?

[Lonesome Dove]

Where I live you must conceal your handgun when out ditzing around in public. You'd be unlikely to get anything but stark terror & a 911 call or some other gun guy nicely telling you, "Ps-s-st...your slip is showing, Mister." No compliments in this neck of the woods.

But I do have me some handguns I'd like to brag about. But I'll try to find another thread and slip them in all humble like. What's the point of having 3 Gwards, 2 Leet Cannons, 3 CZ-82's, a dozen DS's & Cobra's, drool-worthy New Services and a couple of Colt's in .32 Colt Long?

Nice thread, BBL. Thanks.

So ya got any Colt SAA?

 

[easy rider]

So you're saying that if I pick the dress, heels, and purse to match the gun of the day - that's gay? Should it be the other way around, pick a gun that matches the day's dress? What gun goes well with a nice floral print summer dress? How about formal wear - you know, a little black pencil dress, knee highs, and cowgirl hat?

I'm at a loss. Anything I say and I'll be labelled a transphobe.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Where I live you must conceal your handgun when out ditzing around in public. You'd be unlikely to get anything but stark terror & a 911 call or some other gun guy nicely telling you, "Ps-s-st...your slip is showing, Mister." No compliments in this neck of the woods.

But I do have me some handguns I'd like to brag about. But I'll try to find another thread and slip them in all humble like. What's the point of having 3 Gwards, 2 Leet Cannons, 3 CZ-82's, a dozen DS's & Cobra's, drool-worthy New Services and a couple of Colt's in .32 Colt Long?

Nice thread, BBL. Thanks.

If you don't want to talk about compliments, here's a thread to show off handguns....

Handgun Picture Thread

Post up some pictures of your collection :) Kimber Custom II HK P30 9mm HK USP Elite

www.texasguntalk.com

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

The folks labeled 'trans-phobe' are the ones who know there are only 2 genders with a few biological mistakes thrown in called hermaphrodites...but those who don't/refuse to recognize facts are 'reality-phobes'!

 

[Sasquatch]

I'm at a loss. Anything I say and I'll be labelled a transphobe.

I dunno how many here would start throwing that around, but its not like it'd be the worst thing in the world to be called!

First time I saw a tranny up close & personal, I was working as a security monkey at a 24 hour cafe that had video poker machines. They kept getting robbed (it was the...rough...part of Portland - you might be familiar with Shari's? It was the Delta Park Shari's right off I-5 & Marine Drive in Portland) - the state told them they had to have armed security or they'd pull their license for the gaming machines.

We had two guards there, so my crusty ass old supervisor (good guy, former .mil and IIRC LEO before he 'retired') and I are flanking the cash register, when a frickin group comes in tooootally dragged out - they'd just been at the "Mister Gay Portland" pageant and the winning drag queen / tranny comes in, surrounded by a cackle of other dudes fully dressed. All had the hair, the over-done makeup, dresses, purses, heels. My supervisor was starting to do that involuntary wretch thing.

Oooh the tirade he went on after they left, thankfully not any other customers in ear shot. Poor dude would've probably lost his job right away, but needless to say he was *not* impressed. This was before "cancel culture" really took off - but Portland was already lost and I'm sure those dudes would've caused a huge stink had they heard even the tamest comment made about them. Dunno why, but those guys always have to exaggerate all the female qualities, even going Ultra Karen when regular Karen is the most a thing may warrant. God forbid they'd just shrug off any comments.

 

[benenglish]

First time I saw a tranny up close & personal,...

First time I saw a tranny up close & personal, I had been set up on a blind date with him.

I burst out laughing, gave him a hug and congratulated him on the fact that he passed so well he had fooled the person who had set us up.

I told him "Y'know, you really should let her know what you are so this sort of thing doesn't happen again." He kinda hung his head and said "Yeah, I know."

I went on "You realize this isn't my sort of scene, right? And you know I mean no offense by that, right?" He was very apologetic with "Oh, I realize you didn't know and I don't hold it against you at all. I guess I need to be a little more forthcoming with more folks."

We shook hands and parted. The whole meet-up lasted less than a minute.

Oddly enough, he decided shortly thereafter to stop living a double life, with half the people he knew thinking he was male and the other half thinking he was female. He came out to everybody. His church was very supportive; I think they probably didn't want to lose the best voice in their choir. With their help, he was able to get into a much better place, mental health-wise.

The last I heard of him, he was doing quite well. I wish him the best.

But it won't bother me at all if I never run into him again.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

benenglish,

You are a very kind and generous man.

Some guys making such a discovery may have beat the ever looking crap outta him...

The left makes such a big deal out of 'trannies' being some sort of exotic nobility, when in fact their life posture is just another form of mental illness.

 

[Sasquatch]

For @Moonpie - a Homeland Security edition Glock 19 with the old Glock WML

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Sasquatch]

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[V-Tach]

Okay...............back to reality..............

 

[Sasquatch]

Okay...............back to reality..............

I volunteer to apply burn cream to whatever parts she gets hot brass on.

 

[Hoji]

This should help this thread.

 

[V-Tach]

I've always wondered......................

 

[Sasquatch]

Since @Hoji was mentioning bundles of sticks... here's some cucked guns that the Californian stick bundles are restricted to

 

[Hoji]

Since @Hoji was mentioning bundles of sticks... here's some cucked guns that the Californian stick bundles are restricted to

Wow. That is gayer than 4 guys fucking 3 guys.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Speaking of stick bundles, just saw an episode of "Doomsday Preppers".
Guy on there was teaching his kids how to use "throwing sticks".

He stated they were as deadly as a shotgun.

 

[paknheat]

Speaking of stick bundles, just saw an episode of "Doomsday Preppers".
Guy on there was teaching his kids how to use "throwing sticks".

He stated they were as deadly as a shotgun.

I guess maybe they would be if he could throw a whole bunch of them at one time at 1600fps.


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[ZX9RCAM]

I guess maybe they would be if he could throw a whole bunch of them at one time at 1600fps.


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Single 1.5"x24" stick.

 

[Sasquatch]

Single 1.5"x24" stick.

Well, they could kill a wascally wabbit, since they die from being scared. I don't think it'd kill much else tho.