Daddy's car in the woods?

[robin303]

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as
he ran home and started to tell his mother.

'Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see
the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his
story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the
oil rigs.'


Mommy fainted!

Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story
before you interrupt!

 

[San Antone RR]

Again, The mouths of babes.

 

[cougartex]

 

[TrailDust]

That was good...gonna share.....

 

[MR Redneck]

oops!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

need a moment

 

[codeman]

Ok, let's hear the Little Johnny Jokes!

Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."

" And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."

 

[ROGER4314]

Kids these days.............

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