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  • XDMAR

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    Computer Problem Report Form

    1. Describe your problem: ____________________________________________________________________________________

    2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________________

    3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________

    4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__

    5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__

    6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

    7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

    8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

    9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

    10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

    11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__

    12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

    13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__

    14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

    15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

    16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself. __________________________________________________________

    17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? ____________________________________________

    l8. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in? _______________________________________________________

    l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

    20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR?__

    21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

    22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

    23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__

    24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

    25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

    26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__

    27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__
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    TheDan

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    Haha... I LOL'ed at #16.

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    Wolfwood

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    awesome thread!
    im printing the flow chart and 20 of those forms. haha
     
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