Clothing for when sh** goes down

[Sam7sf]

After looking in my shed to see what supplies got stashed away I realized something: if you’re married you’re screwed. No matter how much stuff you buy the wife will always find a way to move it. Or need your space for something.

I’m going to build a time machine and beat the shit out of myself.

 

[Birdman858]

Where will you put the flask when your hands are full?....

cheeks clenched, better start getting some squats in..

 

[ZX9RCAM]

After looking in my shed to see what supplies got stashed away I realized something: if you’re married you’re screwed. No matter how much stuff you buy the wife will always find a way to move it. Or need your space for something.

I’m going to build a time machine and beat the shit out of myself.

Yeah, my GF constantly moves my stuff to lessen "clutter", and I never see it again...

 

[toddnjoyce]

Where will you put the flask when your hands are full?....

Are you not aware of my hands free flask? Conceptually it is a self licking ice cream cone. Problem solved, problem staying solved. #rltw

cheeks clenched, better start getting some squats in..

That’s fucking gay.

 

[Birdman858]

Are you not aware of my hands free flask? Conceptually it is a self licking ice cream cone. Problem solved, problem staying solved. #rltw

That’s fucking gay.

Only if you think about it..

 

[Army 1911]

Where will you put the flask when your hands are full?....

In the crown of course.

 

[billtool]

Skin

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Skin

Okay Buffalo Bill.....

 

[Axxe55]

Are you not aware of my hands free flask? Conceptually it is a self licking ice cream cone. Problem solved, problem staying solved. #rltw

That’s Really fucking gay.

FIFY!

 

[billtool]

Okay Buffalo Bill.....

Exactly.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Exactly.

Yep, wearing other peoples skin would definitely give you the desired effect...

 

[Alpha.Geek]

Probably not studded leather, and 20 hole Docks, and an Exploited shirt...
No gun-related shirt, and no tacticool-"skirt".


One of these...

 

[Alpha.Geek]

Yep, wearing other peoples skin would definitely give you the desired effect...

I saw a nice sweatshirt, and with my morbid humor,
I STILL find this as one of the funniest...:

I like my women, like I like my coffee...

Ground up, and in the freezer.


EDIT: Found it...

I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee - Ground Up And In The Freezer -

80% cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors), medium heavy fabric (8.3 oz /yd² (280 g/m²)), loose fit and runs true to size. Unisex design with side seams to help the garment retain its shape. Spacious kangaroo pocket.#[252]

www.tshirthell-uk.com

 

[paknheat]

Skin

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[ZX9RCAM]

Exactly.

Buffalo Bill.....

 

[Sam7sf]

Just to be clear: Buffalo Bill.

 

[Sasquatch]

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Just to be clear: Buffalo Bill.

Third time is charm....

 

[TxStetson]

Third time is charm....

So it's Buffalo Bill?

 

[Sam7sf]

Now I’m confused.