I found a car I thought I wanted to buy.
Call the dealership, tell them "Get the paperwork started, if the test drive goes well, you've made a sale"
Show up, the salesperson I talked to is not there. After doing a little dance, finally got someone else to help me.
We sit and wait while the guy fills out a form, asks a bunch of unnecessary questions (It does not matter what features are important to me, I already told you what car I wanted. The SPECIFIC car). Then after writing it all down, he types it into the computer.
GRRRRARRR!!!! I have spent the last 16 years developing, designing, and implementing software that allows you to have one system of record so you don't have to keep paper forms around anymore!!!! JAVA SMASH!!!!
Ok, deep breaths, I can do this.
Salesguy tells me he is going to go get the keys. Comes back.
"I'm sorry, that car is already sold. It's on the board. I guess we haven't taken it out of our computer yet."
I ask, politely, are you sure the guy I talked to earlier didn't put it up there because I told him to start the paperwork?
"I don't think so, it's another salesperson's name next to it."
Here's what I think happened. I called, I told him to start the paperwork. Phone salesguy writes it down but knows he is about to leave, so he hands it off to someone else. I get there, talk to a different guy, confusion. Car is sitting next to the entrance, which I assume they moved it for the test drive.
"Can I interest you in something else?"
Nope. We left.
I am the easiest person in the world to sell to. I know what I want, how much I will pay for it, and I show up ready to make a purchase. You don't need to ask me a bunch of pointless questions, upsell me, cross-sell me, or anything else. If you want my money, give me what I asked for, and I'll be on my merry way.
They just lost the easiest car sale they will ever make.
Call the dealership, tell them "Get the paperwork started, if the test drive goes well, you've made a sale"
Show up, the salesperson I talked to is not there. After doing a little dance, finally got someone else to help me.
We sit and wait while the guy fills out a form, asks a bunch of unnecessary questions (It does not matter what features are important to me, I already told you what car I wanted. The SPECIFIC car). Then after writing it all down, he types it into the computer.
GRRRRARRR!!!! I have spent the last 16 years developing, designing, and implementing software that allows you to have one system of record so you don't have to keep paper forms around anymore!!!! JAVA SMASH!!!!
Ok, deep breaths, I can do this.
Salesguy tells me he is going to go get the keys. Comes back.
"I'm sorry, that car is already sold. It's on the board. I guess we haven't taken it out of our computer yet."
I ask, politely, are you sure the guy I talked to earlier didn't put it up there because I told him to start the paperwork?
"I don't think so, it's another salesperson's name next to it."
Here's what I think happened. I called, I told him to start the paperwork. Phone salesguy writes it down but knows he is about to leave, so he hands it off to someone else. I get there, talk to a different guy, confusion. Car is sitting next to the entrance, which I assume they moved it for the test drive.
"Can I interest you in something else?"
Nope. We left.
I am the easiest person in the world to sell to. I know what I want, how much I will pay for it, and I show up ready to make a purchase. You don't need to ask me a bunch of pointless questions, upsell me, cross-sell me, or anything else. If you want my money, give me what I asked for, and I'll be on my merry way.
They just lost the easiest car sale they will ever make.