Awful Foods and Recipes!

[Texasjack]

My wife fixed something once that was terrible. I asked to see the recipe. She brought the recipe book over. I tore the page out and threw it away. She got the hint.

 

[Mills]

How about a nice hearty breakfast of scrambled eggs and calf brains ?

 

[seeker_two]

Seeker, that's hitting pretty low! That's my favorite fast food burger joint of all time!

You're young. There's still time to fix that.....

 

[candcallen]

Last evening I made some chicken salad for sandwiches. I used the canned chicken, that is similar to the size of the the tuna in a can. Bad decision! That was the most awful tasting stuff I have ever put into my mouth, and the more I ate, the worse it tasted.

I'll stick with chicken I have cooked from now on for chicken salad!

So what foods or recipes have you tried that came out horrible tasting?

They are only kidding about when they say that stuff is good forever. Did the date start with 19?

 

[candcallen]

How about a nice hearty breakfast of scrambled eggs and calf brains ?

Mad cow mean anything to you?

 

[candcallen]

menudo

You need to quit dumpster diving in the sanitary napkin and tampon disposal cans for food.


That cant end well.

 

[Army 1911]

My wife made orange rice once. Cook your minute rice in undiluted frozen orange juice concentrate. Don't forget to add some green peas for color contrast.

If done properly it has a pucker factor of a whole lemon tree.

 

[baboon]

menudo

There nothing like menudo early Sunday morning!

 

[benenglish]

I concur With your opinion of canned chicken.

What I don't understand about canned chicken is how it's swimming in all that liquid yet when it hits your mouth it's as dry as Saharan sand.

 

[baboon]

What I don't understand about canned chicken is how it's swimming in all that liquid yet when it hits your mouth it's as dry as Saharan sand.

Because its way over cooked & way over processed. For shits & grins just look at the sodium content.

 

[SQLGeek]

But, I'm an opportunist when it comes to food.

As in, if it's there, you'll eat it?

You need to quit dumpster diving in the sanitary napkin and tampon disposal cans for food.


That cant end well.

Mierda. I should report that post on principle.

 

[FireInTheWire]

As in, if it's there, you'll eat it?



Mierda. I should report that post on principle.

Yes sir

 

[candcallen]

As in, if it's there, you'll eat it?



Mierda. I should report that post on principle.

Si, mierda sangriento!

 

[General Zod]

Eh, canned chicken (at least Tyson brand) is ok if you season it. Just remember straight out of the can the only thing it's been "seasoned" with is brine. If you want a flavor besides "holy crap this chicken is salty" you've gotta do that yourself. I've used it for chicken alfredo dozens of times with good results (seasoned with copious amounts of basil, garlic, and oregano), because I've got a house full of hungry mouths and limited funds.

 

[Axxe55]

They are only kidding about when they say that stuff is good forever. Did the date start with 19?

Maybe it did!

 

[Axxe55]

Because its way over cooked & way over processed. For shits & grins just look at the sodium content.

Yes, lots of canned meats have sodium levels that are off the charts.