Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

[AcidFlashGordon]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Colt 1911A1 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· What does my wife think?
· What about the kids?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· Why is this street so deserted?
· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click

Daughter: “'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! “

Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”

Wife: “You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!”

 

[Fisherman777]

An oldie but a goodie. LOL

 

[cuate]

Hmmmm. Thought I was a conservative Independent but looks like am pegged as a Southern Republican....No I don't wear my boots and spurs to bed or in the bath tub.

 

[West Texas]

Why was I able to shoot 12 times the first mag and only 9 the second? Did I pick up the wrong mags?

 

[rsayloriii]

 

[San Antone RR]

I knew this one was gonna be good when I saw the title.

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

As the officer asked, "Why were there 14 holes in the perp?"
Answer: "Well, gee, officer, I only had two magazines...."

 

[Burt Gummer]

Great post.
It is sad that some people actually think the democrat way in the face of death.

 

[texas skeeter]

It is sad that some people actually think the democrat way in the face of death.

well that just TRUELY goes to show you how STUPID they really are!!!!!

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

As the officer asked, "Why were there 14 holes in the perp?"
Answer: "Well, gee, officer, I only had two magazines...."

and the car was to far away to get more before you guys got here

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

and the car was to far away to get more before you guys got here

Or, as with my "carry" weapon, I got a less expensive holster with room for only one spare magazine. But then it IS a Walther PPS .40 cal with the extended 7-round magazine.

 

[woodsong]

Hmmm .. this would work with Yankee, Southerner, and Texan as well.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Hmmm .. this would work with Yankee, Southerner, and Texan as well.

me a reformed yankee

 

[Fisherman777]

me a reformed yankee

LOL My wife too. I called her a yankee and she said, "I'm not a yankee. I'm from Southern Illinois!"