I Can't Remember the Last Time I Was New Somewhere
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General Zod
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Yeah. Definitely...
As if we don't have enough!
Virgins are a highly sought after commodity in many cultures.
Unfortunately, in our culture, taking into consideration most of our ages, they'll likely get us shot, too.
Well, anyway, welcome to the forum, and I hope your first time this time was far closer to what you hoped for before your original first time last time, especially if it ended up being the last time for long enough to make the original second time seem like a weak, 14 year old camper's dreamy idea of what a sub-optimal original first time should be.
Unfortunately, in our culture, taking into consideration most of our ages, they'll likely get us shot, too.
Well, anyway, welcome to the forum, and I hope your first time this time was far closer to what you hoped for before your original first time last time, especially if it ended up being the last time for long enough to make the original second time seem like a weak, 14 year old camper's dreamy idea of what a sub-optimal original first time should be.
I take great personal offense to that.
Hippie Farmer
New Member
Well I'm touched. That's a better welcome than the one I got on the Dating Someone With ADD Forum.
Sarcasm is much better heard than read, but sometimes your fingers want to do a little tap dancing on the keyboard and you just have to loosen up the reins just a little. I've often said that there should be an internationally recognized font for sarcasm. Hasn't happened yet. Maybe TGT would be a perfect place to start a grassroots movement.
Back on topic here. Once I figure out which forum and how photos are included here, I'll get you to help me with the mystery of the expanding brass.
Sarcasm is much better heard than read, but sometimes your fingers want to do a little tap dancing on the keyboard and you just have to loosen up the reins just a little. I've often said that there should be an internationally recognized font for sarcasm. Hasn't happened yet. Maybe TGT would be a perfect place to start a grassroots movement.
Back on topic here. Once I figure out which forum and how photos are included here, I'll get you to help me with the mystery of the expanding brass.
Hippie Farmer
New Member
I would tell you the truth but I don't know if I can trust someone that's a mowing maniac. Better keep yer mowers away from the Hippie Farm.
Actually, I named the place the Hippie Farm because of the people I bought it from. They were an old hippie couple, retired from academia and after ridding themselves of the responsibilities of being land owners they moved to some little mountain village in Mexico. I never have been able to find their secret garden around here.
Hippie Farmer
New Member
You never know. Ask your buddy if the lady had hairy legs above her Birkenstocks.
Welcome!
Hippie Farmer
New Member
It's one of the selections on the page where you fill out your "Personal Details"
