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    To call the police, you push 911 then just tell 'em to bring an ambulance, or a "hearst" if you're gonna kill me. - Doyle

    "Every show on TV that wasn't 'I Love Lucy' was about murder." - Sadie (Once Upon A Time In Hollywood)

    "Don't get me wrong, I love shooting gangsters in the leg as much as the next guy." - Sgt. Jerry Wooters, "The Gangster Squad"
    Hurley's Gold
     

    deemus

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    ^I can't find this one. But I know these:
    Claire: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got country AND western."

    "What happens in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin." - Marvin, Reds 2

    "You think nothing of it. Nothing's too good for the man who shot Liberty Valence." - Jason the Conductor

    John Wick. Highly recommended. All 3 in fact.
     

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    Teddy Barnes (to Sam Ransom): Did your mother ever wash your mouth out with soap & water? Sam Ransom : Yeah, but it didn't do any f'ing good. "The Jagged Edge", 1985

    "#5 And this is the most important Rat. When it comes down to makin' out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zepplin IV." - Mike Damone, Fast Times @ R.H.

    "There's a little known codicil in the Farber College constitution which gives the Dean unlimited power to preserve order in a time of campus emergency". - Dean Wormer
     

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    "There's a little known codicil in the Farber College constitution which gives the Dean unlimited power to preserve order in a time of campus emergency". - Dean Wormer

    Kinda looks like some of the shit that's gone on around here lately don't it.

    Oh damn! I guess I just got myself put on double secret probation.
     

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    "If I owned this place and hell, I would rent this place out and live in hell."
    Tombs when they are on the approach to Crematorium with Riddick.
     

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    What is the best way to a man's heart?
    Between the 4th and 5th ribs. That is usually where I go. I'll put a twist at the end if I really want to make sure.
     

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    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! - French soldier

    Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please.

    What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? - The Waco Kid
     

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    I shall now read from the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke ...and Duck. - Rev. Johnson of Rock Ridge

    There are only 2 things that I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures; and the Dutch. - Nigel Powers in Goldmember

    What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl? - Doyle
     

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    No. No, don't stop. Don't stop. I'll still respect you. I'll respect you even more. Just use more whipped cream! -Russell Ziskey (dreaming)

    This ain't Dodge City & you ain't Bill Hickok. -Quigley

    Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you. - Butch.
     
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