LMAO funny! I just about fell out of my chair from laughing so hard at Hoji's post!
Please don't encourage him.
I don't want to hear more about his itchy balls.
LMAO funny! I just about fell out of my chair from laughing so hard at Hoji's post!
Please don't encourage him.
I don't want to hear more about his itchy balls.
Gee Cam, where's your sense of adventure?
Far away from his shorts....
Far away from his shorts....
The only right answerGood answer!
Nope. Not gonna do it.
Remind me not to shake your hand.I’m sorry, I have a condition that causes my testicles to uncontrollably itch when my face is covered. Think chiggers. I absolutely can not stop myself from scratching them. Not through the pants either.
Full on reach up the leg of my shorts and nails on nuts incessant scratching.
I am sure you really do not want me handling produce in between vigorously clawing the skin off of my balls due to your mask policy.
Except for the fact it was widely publicized as a fake and fraudulent by the government and every Ken and Karen knows they aren't worth the paper printed on .I made a face mask exempt card using the one that was posted in this thread as a guideline. I will print it on some heavy paper and laminate it.
Of course there is nothing official about it, but it looks official and may get me by some of employees at some businesses. And there is nothing in it that is not true.
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Except for the fact it was widely publicized as a fake and fraudulent by the government and every Ken and Karen knows they aren't worth the paper printed on .
Good luck.
I made a face mask exempt card using the one that was posted in this thread as a guideline. I will print it on some heavy paper and laminate it.
Of course there is nothing official about it, but it looks official and may get me by some of employees at some businesses. And there is nothing in it that is not true.
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Just politely say to anyone that tries to mask shame you” Thank you for your concern, now go back to eating that bag of dicks my maskless face distracted you from, Karen”I made a face mask exempt card using the one that was posted in this thread as a guideline. I will print it on some heavy paper and laminate it.
Of course there is nothing official about it, but it looks official and may get me by some of employees at some businesses. And there is nothing in it that is not true.
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What exactly is fake and fraudulent about it?
Out of curiosity, are you truly exempt?