Axxe55
Retiretgtshit stirrer
If the folks at Brownells recognize your voice on the phone......
If the local police call YOU to help identify a firearm.....
If you have ever used a rifle sling for a belt.....
If you unload all the ammo from the trunk of your car, and your fuel mileage improves by 5 mpg.....
If gun shows have a parking place next to the door with a sign that says "Reserved for (your name here).....
If your wife has to put on Hoppe's #9 on as perfume to get you to come to bed!
If your gun dealer answers the phone and asks how many, and not what do you want!
If your idea of a romantic evening is spent with your wife reloading ammo!
If your LGS calls you after a few days wanting to know if you are OK.
If your wife says if you go to the range today, she won't be there when you get home, and your only thought is whether to stop at McDonald's or KFC on the way home from the range!
If you and your wife are on vacation and you either look up the gun stores or any gun shows in the towns you will be visiting!
If your idea of quality time with your wife is spent cleaning guns!
If your idea of reading material consists of loading data books, Guns & Ammo, and the Shooter's Bible!
If your LGS has your number on speed dial!
If the local police call YOU to help identify a firearm.....
If you have ever used a rifle sling for a belt.....
If you unload all the ammo from the trunk of your car, and your fuel mileage improves by 5 mpg.....
If gun shows have a parking place next to the door with a sign that says "Reserved for (your name here).....
If your wife has to put on Hoppe's #9 on as perfume to get you to come to bed!
If your gun dealer answers the phone and asks how many, and not what do you want!
If your idea of a romantic evening is spent with your wife reloading ammo!
If your LGS calls you after a few days wanting to know if you are OK.
If your wife says if you go to the range today, she won't be there when you get home, and your only thought is whether to stop at McDonald's or KFC on the way home from the range!
If you and your wife are on vacation and you either look up the gun stores or any gun shows in the towns you will be visiting!
If your idea of quality time with your wife is spent cleaning guns!
If your idea of reading material consists of loading data books, Guns & Ammo, and the Shooter's Bible!
If your LGS has your number on speed dial!
