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  • benenglish

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    That's exactly what I did...
    Well, I might as well tell my tale, too.

    My best friend in high school absolutely tore it with me when he asked me how good my sister was in bed. I'll spare you the details and language but he was absolutely shocked that anyone, anywhere didn't have sexual relations with all their siblings. That tended to explain a lot about his relationship with his older brother, btw.

    Maybe I overreacted but I simply couldn't stand the sight of him after that. He went off to college and I figured I'd never see him again. That was a good thing because I really wanted to hurt him.

    The next year, I was a senior and dating a gorgeous but bat-shit crazy chick who had made it clear she wanted to marry me because she thought I'd make a lot of money in my life. (I've got news for her...:)) I was at the county rodeo with her and trying to figure out how to break it off when I see my former best friend. I walk her over to him, introduce them, and make mention of the fact that his family has a large, prosperous ranch.

    Five minutes later, she broke off our relationship and left the rodeo with him.

    They were married a few months after that.

    About a year later, an old mutual friend mentioned something to me about how the newlyweds were putting each other through pure hell. Somehow, that didn't bother me one bit. As far as I was concerned, they were made for each other.
     

    skfullgun

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    In the woods...
    My first wife tried to shoot me. I only survived because I was able to get my thumb between the hammer and the frame of the revolver just as she pulled the trigger. She said she would rather be widowed than divorced.
    She is a fine, upstanding Christian woman who knows she is perfect and stands in judgement of everyone else.
    We had two sons together (now in their 30's) and I still see her occasionally at family gatherings. She always wants to hug me.
    The only decent thing I can say about her is that she is not as mean as her mother.
     
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    Mowingmaniac 24/7

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    It seem many of us have bat guano crazy starter wives, me included.

    I knocked her up, so I felt obligated to marry her.

    Told myself I'dve married her anyway, the pregnancy just speeded things up.

    Uh-huh...

    We eloped to Mexico as no preacher would've married us...too young.

    Turned out, she's completely, utterly insane, now called bi-polar, but manic depressive is what she is. But hey, I was enamored with the great sex.

    Throughout our marriage, I kept trying to get her to seek help, but she adamantly insisted only weak people sought out therapy....and foolish me, I gave in.

    Ultimately, due to her mental illness, she's utterly alienated our Daughter and Granddaughters...saddens the hell out of me, but my Daughter and Granddaughters and I are and always have been close.........so it's not a thoroughgoing loss.......

    I wish my ex well.

    I don't think she can help herself.

    She f-ing nuts!
     

    skfullgun

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    In the woods...
    It seem many of us have bat guano crazy starter wives, me included.

    I knocked her up, so I felt obligated to marry her.

    Told myself I'dve married her anyway, the pregnancy just speeded things up.

    Uh-huh...

    We eloped to Mexico as no preacher would've married us...too young.

    Turned out, she's completely, utterly insane, now called bi-polar, but manic depressive is what she is. But hey, I was enamored with the great sex.

    Throughout our marriage, I kept trying to get her to seek help, but she adamantly insisted only weak people sought out therapy....and foolish me, I gave in.

    Ultimately, due to her mental illness, she's utterly alienated our Daughter and Granddaughters...saddens the hell out of me, but my Daughter and Granddaughters and I are and always have been close.........so it's not a thoroughgoing loss.......

    I wish my ex well.

    I don't think she can help herself.

    She f-ing nuts!
    I can relate...
     

    deemus

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    Had a serious girlfriend that I intended on marrying. We were like a couple bunnies, anytime anywhere.

    I had a traumatic injury happen to me and ended my career at the time. I was an emotional mess and asked her to give me a week of solitude so I could research and come up with another plan.

    She basically acted like she didn't hear me and asked to go a movie and out to eat. This went on for quite a while till I lost my cool and dog cussed her. I left, got about half way home and felt guilty. So I turned around to go apologize to her. When I got to her house my nemesis was there, and they were making out like animals.

    This guy was a punk and would smack talk, but when it was time to back it up he literally ran away, and I couldn't catch him. So when I saw him mugging down with my girl I was going to beat the crap out of him.

    I took off my shirt so I didn't get any blood on it. Then headed for his car. They were making out so hot and heavy that they didn't hear me pull up.

    I took a couple steps and realized he was taking her off my hands. So instead of handing out an ass whipping, I knocked on the window. "oh shit!" she said. He turned and locked his door when he saw me. like that would have saved him.

    "I hope you two are very happy together." Then I left. It was like a million pounds was taken off my shoulders.

    They had 4 kids, 2 of which the paternity is in question. He caught her cheating on him at least 4 times. God only knows how many times she actually did.

    I count my blessings every time I think about them.
     
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    Axxe55

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    Had a serious girlfriend that I intended on marrying. We were like a couple bunnies, anytime anywhere.

    I had a traumatic injury happen to me and ended my career at the time. I was an emotional mess and asked her to give me a week of solitude so I could research and come up with another plan.

    She basically acted like she didn't hear me and asked to go a movie and out to eat. This went on for quite a while till I lost my cool and dog cussed her. I left, got about half way home and felt guilty. So I turned around to go apologize to her. When I got to her house my nemesis was there, and they were making out like animals.

    This guy was a punk and would smack talk, but when it was time to back it up he literally ran away, and I couldn't catch him. So when I saw him mugging down with my girl I was going to beat the crap out of him.

    I took off my shirt so I didn't get any blood on it. Then headed for his car. They were making out so hot and heavy that they didn't hear me pull up.

    I took a couple steps and realized he was taking her off my hands. So instead of handing out an ass whipping, I knocked on the window. "oh shit!" she said. He turned and locked his door when he saw me. like that would have saved him.

    "I hope you two are very happy together." Then I left. It was like a million pounds was taken off my shoulders.

    They had 4 kids, 2 of which the paternity is in question. He caught her cheating on him at least 4 times. God only knows how many times she actually did.

    I count my blessings every time I think about them.

    Deemus, that sucks, but sometimes it's for the best. BTDT.
     
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