How is it, no one does the genealogy thing, to find back in 607, their Grandmother at the time was a dish washer, then in 1006, their Grandfather worked in quarry as a laborer, then in 1750 that Grandmother was a prostitute with 20 kids, by 20 different fathers and died of syphilis and in 1910 that Grandfather was caught stealing chickens and went to prison for the rest of his life and now you find your prison stretch has been increased another 5 years for shanking your cellie?
Why does no one have this kind of genealogy history?
Dude, you have a very healthy imagination.The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Dude, you have a very healthy imagination.
I had to Google the meaning of a couple of words in your story and I'm am educated man!
Dude, you have a very healthy imagination.
I had to Google the meaning of a couple of words in your story and I'm am educated man!
I hear you can only get high on that if the goats ate mushrooms!I wanted to look up my genealogy but I'm not joking, I seriously come from straight losers. Lots of prison, alcohol and drug use. My great great grandparents were probably getting high from smoking goat poop.