When the foreigners use to come to the service meat case and ask for meat in kilos, I’ tell them my metric system experience is limited to 9 mm, 5.56 mm, 7.62 mm & 40 mm.
Apparently this was not the answer corporate thought I should give. I told HR it was an honest answer. When she asked why I didn’t learn weights I told her I was dealing dope in Europe. Again another honest answer. When she suggest I make up another answer I told her stealing goes well with lying. She STFU after that and left me alone for a while.