My wife left me

[avvidclif]

You’re a poet.

And don't know it,
But your feet show it,
They're longfellows.

 

[Dawico]

Wish I could join you.

 

[robertc1024]

There once was a person called Moonpie,
The price of his guns was real high.
But his blackpowder gun,
Was second to none,
And made all the others just sigh.

 

[Charlie]

What's a wife?

 

[SloppyShooter]

Just for the weekend. Anybody want to go to Dietz tomorrow? Got a new 1911 that needs sighting in. A couple of rifles that need to see what they can do past 100 yards.

What'd she tell you? Always curious what these women tell their men when they come over for the weekend.

 

[Southpaw]

Call me whenever. I'll figure out a way to escape work. Been too long since I've seen you.

Will do. Need to go with a plan on what I need to accomplish. Some need sighting and some just need to be fired for the first time. Plus being I'll have the youngin, I need to keep it within a timeframe that she stays engaged, so accomplishing everything in one event is definitely not possible. I'll look things over this weekend and figure something out.

 

[alan.w.abbott]

I am going out early Sunday morning. I picked up a couple of new rear bags I need to try out. (Can’t wait to see where this group takes that statement. LOL)


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[robertc1024]

I am going out early Sunday morning. I picked up a couple of new rear bags I need to try out. (Can’t wait to see where this group takes that statement. LOL)


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I'm sorry about your hemorrhoids. ( you mean like that?)

 

[benenglish]

There once was a person called Moonpie,...

I love limericks. In my early 20s I had 100s of them memorized.

But writing a new one in tribute to another TGTer? Well done, sir!

 

[Southpaw]

(Can’t wait to see where this group takes that statement. LOL)

 

[BRD@66]

I love limericks. In my early 20s I had 100s of them memorized.
But writing a new one in tribute to another TGTer? Well done, sir!

I once took part in a contest wherein the 3rd & 4th lines had to be:
"and he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin"
-then create a new line 1,2,& 5.
Alcohol was involved.

 

[Vaquero]

I once took part in a contest wherein the 3rd & 4th lines had to be:
"and he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin"
-then create a new line 1,2,& 5.
Alcohol was involved.

There once was a guy on a ship,
Who had a severely cleft lip,
And he said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
That happens when I take a sip.

 

[Moonpie]

I once took part in a contest wherein the 3rd & 4th lines had to be:
"and he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin"
-then create a new line 1,2,& 5.
Alcohol was involved.

 

[robertc1024]

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[jrbfishn]

No wonder she left, you suck.

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[Texasgordo]

Must have been a short range trip.

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[robertc1024]

Well, it ended up being a 10/22 at 100 yards. With the wind gusting it was, em, challenging. Moved to pistols, shot the Colt and Rock Island 9mm 1911 bastards, 22/45, and the Polish P64. That thing is a handful. After I figured out where it was shooting, the Colt moved into my top five handguns to shoot. Just nothing but fun.

 

[Moonpie]

the Colt moved into my top five handguns to shoot. Just nothing but fun.

 

[robertc1024]

Gonna start a thread.

 

[Moonpie]

Gonna start a thread.

OP is a weinerhead for not starting a thread on his new Colt 9mm 1911.