Grandma and Grandpa were watching the TV preacher. After a while, the preacher told his audience the "healing" time had finally arrived.
He urged his viewers with physical afflictions to go to the TV set, place one hand on the screen and the other on the "body part" that afflicted them, and they would be healed.
Grandpa shuffled over to the TV, put his left hand on the screen and his right hand over his crotch.
Grandma started laughing hysterically.
"What's the matter with you, old woman?" asked Grandpa.
Grandma replied: "The preacher was talking about healing, he didn't say anything about raising the dead, old man!"
He urged his viewers with physical afflictions to go to the TV set, place one hand on the screen and the other on the "body part" that afflicted them, and they would be healed.
Grandpa shuffled over to the TV, put his left hand on the screen and his right hand over his crotch.
Grandma started laughing hysterically.
"What's the matter with you, old woman?" asked Grandpa.
Grandma replied: "The preacher was talking about healing, he didn't say anything about raising the dead, old man!"
