You are missing the part that makes it funny.My friend got bit on his penis while squatting to take a crap. I called the Emergency Line. When I was through my friend asked what the doctor said. I told him the Doctor said he was going to die.
Don't moon me bro. You just showed your arse!Sounds like my neighbor. Kills every fkn thing that doesn’t suit his fancy.
Never had a prob with rats until he killed several big rat snakes that have been around for ages. I’ve had the wiring in several exotic cars chewed up since then.
The doctor actually said that the attending friend (the story tellor) would have to suck the poison out of the snake bite. Attending friend then reported back to bitee that the Dr. said "you're gonna die".You are missing the part that makes it funny.
well as far as I know you would have to handle something to get the venom out. Plus that joke is older than Moses.You are missing the part that makes it funny.
Still missing part of the story.The doctor actually said that the attending friend (the story tellor) would have to suck the poison out of the snake bite. Attending friend then reported back to bitee that the Dr. said "you're gonna die".
At age 10, while retrieving a dove for my uncle, I stepped over a Western Diamondback but the snake was kind enough to give me a pass.
In the early 70s springtime, on dirtbikes, we used to try to run over tarantulas on the FM hwy that circles L. Nasworthy (OC Fisher) in San Angelo.
well as far as I know you would have to handle something to get the venom out. Plus that joke is older than Moses.