Nothing "Indecent"

[leVieux]

This tale comes from my days as a Family Doctor in Corpus Christi.

"Nothing Indecent"

This story was told to me many years ago, by the late J.P Luby, a drinking buddy, who had served in several public offices in Nueces County, including both County Judge and Sheriff:

One Sunday, shortly after returning home from Mass, Luby got an excited phone call from a local "VIP", for him to rush out to the Peace Justice Cox' office near the Causeway to the (Mustang & Padre) Islands.

Arriving, Luby found 2 deputies, the Peace Justice, a teen couple clad only in "emergency blankets" and 2 sets of very upset local parents.

As all were excitedly talking loudly, so he hollered "QUIET!" and demanded of the Justice as to what was going-on. The Justice deferred to the head deputy, who offered this tale: "Judge, we got a call from dispatch on an "indecent exposure" situation off beach access road #4. Deputy & I went out, observed with binoculars, and saw this young couple sunning themselves on mats, completely nude; so we arrested them and brought them in here to be charged."

Luby inquired, "But if both were in the same place at the same time, doing exactly the same thing; why is the boy charged with "Indecent Exposure", a Felony, but the girl is only charged with the minor misdemeanor of "Creating a Disturbance?"

Deputy replied: "Judge, It was obvious to us that this young man was indecently exposing himself; but the young lady here, she is very beautiful. She was naked, too; but there was nothing indecent about her!"

With that, Luby grabbed the paperwork, tore it up, and told everyone to just go home and forget the whole incident !

But, I got this great story to re-tell. . . . . .

leVieux

 

[Ole Cowboy]

LOL, good story, but I thought he was going to say the boy had a hard on and that was indecent...

 

[BRD@66]

 

[Wildcat Diva]

Whoop. Just got back yesterday after a great overnight campout on Matagorda Peninsula eighteen miles east of beach access road in the 4WD ONLY zone.

You won’t see anyone for hours at a time and you can spot them driving up from way off in the distance. It’s a pretty private space. XD

 

[Wildcat Diva]

(Except for those satellite images, probably)

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Whoop. Just got back yesterday after a great overnight campout on Matagorda Peninsula eighteen miles east of beach access road in the 4WD ONLY zone.

You won’t see anyone for hours at a time and you can spot them driving up from way off in the distance. It’s a pretty private space. XD

I'm from Kingsville, as well as lived in Corpus for several years, and spent much time at the beach, but never made it past the 4 wheel drive sign.

 

[Moonpie]

Whoop. Just got back yesterday after a great overnight campout on Matagorda Peninsula eighteen miles east of beach access road in the 4WD ONLY zone.

You won’t see anyone for hours at a time and you can spot them driving up from way off in the distance. It’s a pretty private space. XD

Did y'all catch any fish?

 

[Wildcat Diva]

Here there was no actual 4WD “sign”, except the “here’s your sign” (Engvall) aspect of it if you, driving a 2WD, ventured very far down the beach at all with the super DEEP powdery sand.

However, once we were a few lonely miles down past that point, this marker appeared.

 

[Moonpie]

There is a short section of beach in Brazoria County down near San Luis Pass that used to attract the nudies.
One way in/one way out so traffic was minimal.
Problem is it is right in the middle of a fantastic fishing spot.
Believe me when I tell you the fish were better looking than the nudies.
When arriving back home after an afternoon beach fishing trip the first thing would be to wash my eyes out with bleach.
Vibrio is less painful.

 

[Wildcat Diva]

Did y'all catch any fish?

Nope, dangnabbit. Unlucky again.

We did, however, get to see that AMAZING electrical storm Saturday night from afar.

And saw this interesting cloud formation which hid the rising moon. (Top right corner)

 

[Moonpie]

Is Cedar Lake Cut open?

 

[Wildcat Diva]

You’ll have to school me on what that is. Let me look at a map.

 

[Moonpie]

You’ll have to school me on what that is. Let me look at a map.

East, up the beach from Sargent.
It was a cut thru the beach from the 4th Cedar Lake to the Gulf. It opens and closes periodically. Good fishing spot when it is open and flowing.

https://www.google.com/maps/@28.8194266,-95.5212854,2181m/data=!3m1!1e3

 

[Wildcat Diva]

Oh, we could not get there from where we were.

We were just west of there, West of that Crab Trap Grill place on the map that you will see if you go on the map to Sargent and scroll down. To where if you got on the beach at Matagorda and drive East, and drive along the beach as far as you could until you hit water... I think that’s where Caney Creek goes into the Gulf, looks like.

 

[TxStetson]

I'm from Kingsville, as well as lived in Corpus for several years, and spent much time at the beach, but never made it past the 4 wheel drive sign.

I lived in and around Corpus for 12 years. We spent lots of time way down 4wd beach. You could go for hours without ever seeing anyone.

 

[EZ-E]

I lived in and around Corpus for 12 years. We spent lots of time way down 4wd beach. You could go for hours without ever seeing anyone.

love fishing down on PINS & East Matty

 

[TxStetson]

love fishing down on PINS & East Matty

Most of those fish have never even seen a hook.

 

[leVieux]

I'm from Kingsville, as well as lived in Corpus for several years, and spent much time at the beach, but never made it past the 4 wheel drive sign.

SAD, the farther past the "4WD sign", the nicer the beach gets on PINS.

leVieux

 

[pronstar]

Looking for some beach trails a while back, wife and I accidentally went to Blacks Beach (Jude beach) in San Diego.

The only nekkid people, were the last people you’d want to see nekkid.



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[Dawico]

When you guys do it it is indecent exposure.
When I do it it is decent exposure.