Hicksville Headcount, Fall 2015

[Younggun]

I had a plan similar to that, then I was talking to my boss this morning. And he said "Take the truck, gas is cheaper that way".


So much for "enforced discipline".

 

[Moonpie]

In Gatesville, just fartin' around. Besides H'ville, what do people in this town do for fun?

Well......there is that dive down on the end of Main.
Be careful tho.
I went in there once.
Asked the barkeep where a guy could get screwed around here?
He said, "Wait a sec." He made a quick phone call.
He then told me to go across the street, go upstairs, find room 217, knock, tell them why I'm there, then slide a $100 bill under the door.
Off I went.
When I knocked on the door, a voice behind the door asked "Who is it?" I said I was the guy here to get screwed.
Slide a hundred under the door they said. I did as instructed.
After standing there about 10 minutes without the door opening, I knocked on the door again.
Who is it?
It's me! I'm here to get screwed!
The voice behind the door said, "What? Again?"

So be careful over there.

 

[Glockster69]

En route. If you're coming from Houston, construction at the 7/39 intersection will have you stopped for quite.a.while unless.you get lucky. Looks like about a ten minute delay, at least. I'm third in line for tha long.

I just rolled through there and road crews are gone, likely for the weekend.

 

[Sugar Land]

In Gatesville, just fartin' around. Besides H'ville, what do people in this town do for fun?

Ben we are here also. Do you feel like grabbing a steak with us for dinner.

 

[Younggun]

Now I feel left out

 

[Glockster69]

In Gatesville, just fartin' around. Besides H'ville, what do people in this town do for fun?

Laugh at the people that go to Hville.

 

[Skip]

Wish I could have gone, you guys have fun and be safe.

 

[Glockster69]

Well......there is that dive down on the end of Main.
Be careful tho.
I went in there once.
Asked the barkeep where a guy could get screwed around here?
He said, "Wait a sec." He made a quick phone call.
He then told me to go across the street, go upstairs, find room 217, knock, tell them why I'm there, then slide a $100 bill under the door.
Off I went.
When I knocked on the door, a voice behind the door asked "Who is it?" I said I was the guy here to get screwed.
Slide a hundred under the door they said. I did as instructed.
After standing there about 10 minutes without the door opening, I knocked on the door again.
Who is it?
It's me! I'm here to get screwed!
The voice behind the door said, "What? Again?"

So be careful over there.

That's bullshit! Gatesville doesn't have any 2 story buildings.

 

[benenglish]

So be careful over there.

Thanks. Jokes that old don't get re-told unless they were pretty good to begin with.

 

[benenglish]

Internet porn

Internet porn is for people who didn't plan ahead and bring their own video files.

 

[cbigclarke]

All got some BS excuses! I was suppose to work tomorrow. I told them no...and I'm new on the job

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[ZX9RCAM]

All got some BS excuses! I was suppose to work tomorrow. I told them no...and I'm new on the job

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Well, you were until you told them no...

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

I'm driving up in the AM. Probably leave around 6

 

[Dawico]

Have fun and be safe guys (and gals).

And screw you all.

 

[cbigclarke]

Loser

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[Glockster69]

YG, check PM.

 

[Jakashh]

what's range fee

 

[ZeR0BuG]

See yall tomorrow

 

[orbitup]

I plan on leaving at 7... so it'll probably be about 8.

 

[Glockster69]

what's range fee

Check their site but I think 20 includes shooting steel.